officialsharks:

if u ever purposefully hurt an animal in front of me i will punch u so fuckin fast ill break the fuckin sound barrier dont fuckin test me watch ur back pal

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future-robin:

This is honestly one of my favorite Spongebob moments. Can we take a minute to realize how clever the writing for this show used to be? 

(Source: iraffiruse, via ifighttitanswitherenjaeger)

queen-oleander:

We should teach young boys to respect women, but we should also teach young girls to respect women. Women should not see each other as enemies, but as allies. Stop telling young girls that the best they can be is “not like other girls”.

(via ifighttitanswitherenjaeger)

driveshaftgroupie:

toothpast:

turkeystuffer:

tatehorror:

Your tongue doesn’t fit comfortably in your mouth

you’re right, maybe it would fit better in yours

that was as smooth as fuck

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(via courageous-hart)

trait:

this is my life summed up in one conversation

trait:

this is my life summed up in one conversation

(via sniffing)

lindsaylohoean:

"what’s up?"

"the ceiling"

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(Source: lindsaylohoean, via sociopath-ina-tardis)

suctioning:

aciddd-angel:

suctioning:

when you unsuspectingly see your best friend at the store

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why the fuck would this be my reaction

You must not have a best friend

(via music-and-roosterteeth)

roboclaws:

HEY I JUST MET YOU

AND THIS IS CRAZY

BUT HERE’S MY NUMBER

SO COME TAKE DOWN AN INTERNATIONAL NEONAZI TERRORIST ORGANISATION WITH ME

MAYBE?

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(via scarily-addicted-superavengelock)

acceptmyawkwardness:

amoying:

Emma Watson is someone who Hermione would look up to

I think that’s cause Emma Watson looked up to Hermione

(via beingapotterheadisawesome)

politicallycorrectmilk:

how can anyone not love space?

(Source: egg-king, via cupcakes-anime)

chauvinistsushi:

meepitperson:

Rape isn’t about uncontrollable sexual desire. You only have to listen in on a Call of Duty game to see that. When that kid crows, “I raped you!”, he’s not calling the other guy sexy; he’s saying he defeated him, dominated him, humiliated him. That’s what rape is about, and that should scare you.

gonna reblog this till I stop tumbling

(Source: the-church-of-saint-aubergine, via music-and-roosterteeth)

unrepentantwarriorpriest:

retardablefoxes:

spirituallyrecovering:

year-0f-the-kyle:

It never has.

This is a concept most of tumblr can’t wrap their head around.

i’ll reblog this every single time i see it

We all should. Let’s make this thing go viral. 

Signal Boost.

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teshima-junta:

do you ever look at your url and go “hell yeah”

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